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From: "Joseph S. Barrera III" <email@example.com>
Subject: What took The Onion so long, anyway?
To: Found on Road Killed <FoRK@XeNT.CoM>
Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill
WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among
citizens who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of
Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment
Monday to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer
Protection Act of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor,
Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This
bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it
has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great justice."
Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set up
U.S. the bomb.
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