MORE healing laughter time...

From: Terry W. Colvin (fortean1@frontiernet.net)
Date: Fri Jun 30 2000 - 20:35:24 MDT


>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
> 1. His first name was Jesus
> 2. He was bilingual
> 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
>
>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS BLACK
> 1. He called everybody "brother"
> 2. He liked Gospel
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial
>
>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS JEWISH
> 1. He went into his father's business
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
> was sure he was God.
>
>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS ITALIAN
> 1. He talked with his hands
> 2. He had wine with every meal
> 3. He worked in the building trades
>
>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
> 1. He never cut his hair
> 2. He walked around barefoot
> 3. He started a new religion
>
>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS IRISH
> 1. He never got married
> 2. He was always telling stories
> 3. He loved green pastures
>
> (And now the MOST Compelling "EVIDENCE":)
>
>THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A WOMAN
> 1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was
> no food
> 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
> who just didn't get it
> 3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was
> more work to be done.
>
>
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