Re: Theological clarification, was:Re: Mother Teresa

From: Matt Gingell (
Date: Tue Jun 06 2000 - 23:09:12 MDT

On Tue, 06 Jun 2000, you wrote:
>zeb haradon writes:
> > Actually, I think what Jesus had in mind when he said it, was running the
> > camel through a blender, one peice of flesh at a time, pulverizing it's
> > bones, and running the solution through a micro-funnel so that it dripped
> > through the eye of the needle, over a period of weeks.
>Heh. Another sick mind. Of course, homogenized camel. Weeks? It all
>depends on the pressure. Diamond/sapphire orifice, voila. As a side
>effect, you can use the liquid camel for material processing.

Jesus is talking about entropy here: The hard part is putting it back
together on the other side. The solution is obvious though: cash in
your camel insurance to buy a trust fund, a jar, and a freezer to keep
the goo in. Once nanotech is sufficiently advanced, have him

(It's terribly important to buy your policy now. You never know when a
mad man will wander in from the desert and start squirting around your
possessions at ultra high pressure. Buy a gun too. Jesus is just the
tip of the hippy-pinko-borganist iceberg, and they have absolutely no
respect for property rights.)


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