Microsoft's Headquarters Was in West Virginia:
1. Their #1 product would be "Winders 2000."
2. Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3. Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag
and some duct tape.
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right," "Naw," or "Git"
instead of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel."
5. Instead of "Ta-Dah!", the opening sound would be dueling banjoes.
6. The Recycle Bin in Winders 2000 would be an outhouse.
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear "Freebird."
8. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders 2000 theme song would be "Achey
Breaky Heart."
9. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt."
10. Hardware could be replaced using parts from an old Trans-Am.
11. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
12. "Well first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire..."
13. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
14. "ParPawnt" would have a "Pond Scum" and a "Junk Yard" scheme.
15. One wrong turn while surfing the net and you'd be face to face with a
12 gauge.
16. "This computer protected by Smith and Wesson" screen saver.
17. Directions to corporate headquarters: Down the road a mile or so...
18. Microsoft word includes a phoenetic spell checker: Hookt on foniks
werkt fir me
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