Those racist "friends of humanity" wrote to Max:
>YOUR NAME HAS RECENTLY BEEN ADDED TO THE NATIONAL REGISTRY OF KNOWN AND
> >SUSPECTED MUTANTS:
Not Max More! No way! lol!!
>Unknown has listed the following reasons for submitting your name to >the
>National Registry of Known or Suspected Mutants:
>You frequently exhibit behavior or traits associated with the >genetically
>altered. These traits include the tendency to get into the >heads of others
>and elevate the energy level of a room.*
I have heard you really have this power. Especially at Extro conventions!
>It has also been noted that you often demonstrate highly developed
I once tried reading your doctoral dissertation, so I can't argue with the
>In addition to the above, a number of unexplained phenomenas such as
> >increased hormonal response have been documented and traced back to >your
But, nothing when compared to the effect the guys from the band N'Sync have
on teenage girls!! lol!
>Unusual physical characteristics such as your perfectly toned >musculature
>have been analyzed and confirmed by our mutant profiling >experts as
Now, this post is really going to swell your head!! ;)
>Additionally, your peers have filed complaints that they sometimes feel
> >hot and tingly when in close proximity to you.
You must have the mutant power to make people near you feel like they have
just eaten those potentially lethal Japanese pufferfish that are such a
If you believe that you have been wrongly identified, follow this
>link:http://mutantwatch.com/quiz.html to complete a brief diagnostic >test
to clear yourself. >=================================================>-The
Genetically Pure >Patriot Brigade Proud to Support the Senator Kelly 2000
I sure hope Ralph Merkle, Carl Drexler and Eliezer Yudkowsky don't accept
research money on behalf of these people to build giant "sentinal robots!!
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