So I took a beating in the stock market, but I have a
plan for recovery. I will patent my investment strategy:
Buy high, sell low. Then if any yahoo buys high and
sells low, she must pay royalties to moi! Otherwise
I shall brutally sue.
Nowthen, I am sure that others have had the idea to
buy high and sell low, but *I* was the one to come
up with the idea to actually patent such a silly notion.
Therefore I shall patent the idea of patenting silly ideas.
Then no one may patent silly ideas without paying
me for the silly idea of patenting silly ideas. The way
things are going, I should be able to recover my losses
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