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>Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2000 07:44:04 -0400
>From: "Michael S. Lorrey" <retroman@turbont.net>
>To: extropians@extropy.com
>Subject: Re: Mike Lorrey's calling in life...
>Reply-To: extropians@extropy.com
>
>Joe Dees wrote:
>>
>> >Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2000 22:03:42 -0700
>> >From: Spike Jones <spike66@ibm.net>
>> >To: extropians@extropy.com
>> >Subject: Re: Mike Lorrey's calling in life...
>> >Reply-To: extropians@extropy.com
>> >
>> >Joe Dees wrote:
>> >
>> >> >I will give up put downs, seek out wise people, try to right
>> >> >wrongs, yakkity yak, bla bla, something something.
>> >> >
>> >> >Anyone know that jingle? spike
>> >> >
>> >> In the Deep South it goes something like this...
>> >>
>> >> "Ah'm a Right-Wing Redneck, rude, crude, mean and loud
>> >> I worship Jerry, Pat and Rush, and of that fact Ah'm proud
>> >> I wanna keep my little woman by by side, yeah..
>> >> And when she's barefoot, pregnant and silent then Ah'm satisfied."
>> >
>> >Joe! Did you really write this? Seems like you are so
>> >serious the rest of the time. {8-] spike
>> >
>> Yeah; you wanna nuther wun?
>> >
>> Mah baby fits me laka flesh tuxedo
>> An lak tuh sinker with mah pink torpedo
>> Then dress mah baby up and go downtown
>> Hang Baby off mah arm an' show 'er aroun'.
>>
>> Mah baby's with me 'cause she made tha grade
>> Ah lak ta dress 'er laka Frederick's maid
>> Then watch 'er clean tha house an' sashay roun'
>> An' pinch 'er butt when she lays dinner down.
>>
>> Mah baby does me when Ah wanner tu
>> An' anything Ah wants mah baby ta do
>> She does it pronto - not so much as uh peep
>> An' keeps 'er trap shut when I goes ta sleep.
>>
>> Now you may say she's just a fantasy
>> But lemme tell ya - Baby's real to me
>> Am I alone? No, that's just how it seems
>> She's always with me in my porcine dreams.
>
>Joe, you sound like you've lived it. Perhaps you were a writer for Hee
>Haw?
>
It's called satire, Mike; a humorous form of criticism. I'll see y'all later; I'll be camping till Sunday.
.
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