Thanks to Eliezer for the humor.
If Eliezer's Banner is to turn into a shirt, we have to distill the essence.
May I suggest:
>WE are the EXTROPIANS.
>WE will drag this planet, KICKING and SCREAMING, into the AWESOME AND
>UNKNOWABLE FUTURE, and do it BEFORE our parents die of old age.
>YOU can help us.
As a start.