Actually, there's no need at all to resort to such circumlocutions.
While sworn testimony must be consistent, pleadings need not come
even close. The standard lawyer's joke in this regard is "Your
honor, our claims are that (1) the plaintiff's injuries were not
the result of a dog bite, (2) it couldn't have been my dog that bit
him because it was tied up, (3) if my dog did bite him, it was because
the plaintiff provoked him when passing my yard, and (4) I don't
have a dog."
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