Howdy, folks. Sorry about the overrun, this MS Mail stinks. Here it is =
with hard returns.
There was this programmer walking along, past a pond, when he heard
someone cry, "Help me, help me!" from the direction of the water. Upon =
further
investigation, he found a frog, which he picked up, put in his pocket, =
and
continued on his way across campus.
He then heard the frog cry, "Help, Help, take mo out of your pocket, =
I'm really
a beautiful princess turned into a frog by a wicked witch."
He took the frog out of his pocket, smiled, and put the frog back in =
his pocket.
"Help help, take me back out of your pocket! If you kiss me, I'll turn =
back into a
beautiful princess! If you rescue me I'll love you forever."
The Programmer took the frog out, and said to the frog."I'm a =
programmer. I
have no time for a girlfreind or a wife.......but a talking frog? Thats =
really
COOL!"
The End
Michael S. Lorrey retroman@tpk.net
Tech Support
LS Transit Systems, Inc=
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