pun of the week....

Michael Lorrey (mike@lsts.com)
Tue, 28 Jan 1997 12:07:16

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Here's something I think you'll all enjoy.....

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first =
birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of =
hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The
chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The =
wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a =
secret. He
built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus
hide. He challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried,
unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife =
had given
birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it =
out?" The
warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw
of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two

Michael S. Lorrey retroman@tpk.net
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