HUMOR: Interview with a Beauty Queen

Dan Fabulich (dfab@cinenet.net)
Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:00:19 -0800


Q: Miss Alabama, how do you think you'll earn your living?

A: I would not earn money, because we should not earn money, because if
we were supposed to earn money, then we would be rich, but I'm broke,
which is why I would not earn money.

Q: I see. Wanna go out for a bite to eat?

A: I would not eat, because we should not eat, because if we were
supposed to eat, then we would be fed, but I am hungry, which is why I
would not eat.

Q: Oh, well never mind. <thinks> Will you breathe in the near future?

A: <turns bright red, then purple, finally passing out>

Q: Hah. Gets 'em every time. :)

-He who laughs last thinks slowest-
dAN