A: I would not earn money, because we should not earn money, because if
we were supposed to earn money, then we would be rich, but I'm broke,
which is why I would not earn money.
Q: I see. Wanna go out for a bite to eat?
A: I would not eat, because we should not eat, because if we were
supposed to eat, then we would be fed, but I am hungry, which is why I
would not eat.
Q: Oh, well never mind. <thinks> Will you breathe in the near future?
A: <turns bright red, then purple, finally passing out>
Q: Hah. Gets 'em every time. :)
-He who laughs last thinks slowest-
dAN