Date: Sun Feb 10 2002 - 13:41:34 MST
I've gotten the message below a couple of times, so I guess the guy is
sending it pretty widely. It's funny and sad at the same time, if he
is actually serious. He obviously has some serious mental problems.
Still I supposed it is not that much more outlandish than the guy who
thought ET might be on the internet.
Anyway it's nice of him to pay for our teleport to visit him, along with
the hotel stay. Of course anyone who could do what he asked would have
no difficulty acquiring all the money he wanted.
> From: <TimeTravel@dns-host.com>
> Subject: Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!! ..
> Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 19:45:47
> If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or
> have the technology to travel physically through time I need your
> My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
> I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
> I need to be able to:
> Travel back in time.
> Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
> Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life
> from being tampered with again after I go back.
> I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
> I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that
> humans do not do well through certain types.
> I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as
> possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way
> that the universe of now will cease to exist.
> I know that there are some very powerful people out there with
> alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
> If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down
> here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay
> top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
> Please be advised that any temporal device
> that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as
> as the temporal location.
> I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is
> useless without
> a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex
> generator or
> where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would
> be helpful.
> I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
> the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken
> using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and
> then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your
> younger self. Please explain
> how safe and what your method involves.
> Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the
> ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
> Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as
> please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com
> Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
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