From: Mike Lorrey (mlorrey@datamann.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 09:47:50 MST
Spike Jones wrote:
>
> Do indulge me in a bit of cow humor. Someone sent these to
> me, I added only the one about the extropians. {8-] spike
>
> Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Corporate cows
>
> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
> milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
The other sues sheepherders, claiming that the immigrant Belgian Sheep
are carrying Mad Cow Disease (even though no sheep have ever caught it)
and that they should be detained and destroyed by a Secret Dairy
Tribunal set up by the FDA.
>
> A FRENCH CORPORATION
> You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
The cows go on strike to keep out American hormone fed milk and launch a
stampede through a McDonalds franchise at Euro-Disney. The French Cow
Liberation Front hacks into the Cheddar website with images of Roquefort
and WAV files declaring "Vive la France!"
>
> AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION
> You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
Ah, you left out that one got elected Senator and the other likes to
wear Berets, play hide the cigar, and came out with her own line of
handbags.
Mike
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