Re: Joke

From: John Marlow (
Date: Tue Feb 13 2001 - 03:59:43 MST

How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
    That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the
bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to
leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.


How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just define darkness as an industry standard. ---

(not original w/me)

John Marlow

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