"If your girlfriend says during intercourse,'dad, you're crushing my
smokes', you might be a redneck."
"If the only discernable difference between your wife and a moose is
about ten pounds and a flannel shirt, you might be a redneck."
"If you spot a sheep with his head caught in a fence and look to see if
anyone is watching, you might be a redneck."
"If you have to mow your lawn to find your pickup, you might be a
"If people always knock on your door thinking you are having a yardsale,
you might be a redneck"
Terry Donaghe wrote:
> Qualification for being a Good Ol' Boy:
> 1. Pickup truck
> 2. County native
> 3. Almost never travelled out of county
> 4. Owner of a huge arsenal of firearms
> 5. Beer drinker
> 6. Whiskey drinker
> 7. Good Baptist (regardless of 5 and 6)
> 8. Large beer gut
> 9. Member of local hunting lodge
> 10. Owner of at least 6 dogs
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